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Religions Of The World

2 giugno 2009 - Scritto da: Jack in Varie
  • Taoism: Shit Happens.
  • Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
  • Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
  • Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
  • Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
  • Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
  • Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.”
  • 7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
  • Protestanism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder.
  • Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
  • Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens.”
  • Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
  • Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
  • Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
  • Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit.
  • Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Shit Won’t Happen.
  • Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
  • Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
  • Moonies: Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?
  • Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  • Zoroastrianism: Shit only happens half the time.
  • Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
  • Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
  • Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.
  • Feminism: That’s not funny!
  • Atheism: There is no shit.
  • Atheism: Can you believe this shit?

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